Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh water bottle to bed every night because they like a fresh cold one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the refrigerator for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.
I went into apartment 124 with Patrick and opened the refrigerator to find 17 neatly organized half waters. I thought to myself, "what kind of damn psychopath lives here...".. I promptly took a picture and shared it on the Slack #apartsments channel with the entire team to validate my shock.
by radius314 April 5, 2020
Get the half watersmug. A half-pint of lager, normally drunk in haste when you're meant to be elsewhere. Can often turn into a 'cheeky pint' or 'several cheeky pints' if there's a lack of willpower.
"It's been a rough day and I need to get back home for dinner. I don't suppose you fancy a cheeky half, Boris?"
by elBlandie September 13, 2016
Get the cheeky halfmug. by Hatcit5 July 25, 2020
Get the Half fuckmug. A baby produced by white and black parents. Largely considered offensive, but what isn't these days?
"Look at that half-breed."
by B.SC June 8, 2023
Get the Half-Breedmug. Homosexual person (mostly addressed to males). This is a slang in tapori language of Mumbai, Maharashtra
by Desi_chhora January 28, 2023
Get the half biryanimug. Friend 1: Yo, you see that girl that's in charge of the tutorial?
Friend 2: Yeah, bro. She lookin' like a snack and a half
Friend 2: Yeah, bro. She lookin' like a snack and a half
by wiggakid97 October 4, 2017
Get the Snack and a halfmug. When the male penis has not yet achieved full erection ie: Full Mast
Usually due to moderate or unsuccessful arousal or drunkeness.
Sometimes called a "Semi"
Usually due to moderate or unsuccessful arousal or drunkeness.
Sometimes called a "Semi"
"At Half Mast Warren walked past the girls, showing his gratitude for their beauty"
"After many beers Douglas was unable to get beyond Half Mast, Gemme was going to get a dud root tonight...if any!"
"After many beers Douglas was unable to get beyond Half Mast, Gemme was going to get a dud root tonight...if any!"
by Ben L 64 November 10, 2008
Get the Half Mastmug.