A very powerful dump that is propelled out your anus at such great speeds it forces you to be ejected from the toilet causing you to grab the "safety" or "handicap rail" to prevent from shooting upwards at a significant speeds.
At work today Cindy dropped a huge guard rail grabber I heard her moan and sigh with relief as the safery rail prevented her from blasting through the ceiling and leaving the bathroom looking like a Resident Evil murder scene.
by NATTERDAYSOLDIERS December 11, 2010
Get the Guard Rail Grabbermug. Me: Yo, do you even rail the main vein?
12 year old on Xbox live: Yeah, fucker, I rail the main vein every day!
12 year old on Xbox live: Yeah, fucker, I rail the main vein every day!
by Blawkz February 9, 2015
Get the Rail the Main Veinmug. I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.
by aeron_chairgaryen January 11, 2023
Get the Ride the Rubber Railmug. by ToxicJägerMain November 8, 2018
Get the rail of white lightningmug. A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.
Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.
by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021
Get the British Rail Sandwichmug. On October 15, you have to get railed or rail someone. If you don’t get railed or rail someone, you will get cursed and die.
Tiff: babe! It’s Get railed day!! Rail me so we don’t get the curse!
Jake: ok, come here and let’s fuck.. ;)
Jake: ok, come here and let’s fuck.. ;)
by Biggestdickinthecentury October 4, 2020
Get the Get railed daymug. David (before playing black ops): Guys, I'm bout to fly off the fucking rails.
David (while playing black ops): I'm flying off the rails!
David (while playing black ops): I'm flying off the rails!
by yeetusmaximus9000 October 24, 2018
Get the flying off the railsmug.