Can I try it on?

Used by uk roadmen during the process of mugging someone

Roadman:"yo fam I like your bag can I try it on?"

by Massive log January 12, 2019

i hope you step on lego

When you hate someone so much you hope they experience pure agony

Girl 1: Omg i cant believe you cheated on me he deserves the worst to happen
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad

by Yermy Battled Warter October 1, 2017

I Set My Friends On Fire

The geatest fucking screamo band ever...fucking hilarious songs

What were you doing yesterday?
Listening to I Set My Friends On Fire AGAIN!

by samurai ninja bastard December 17, 2008

I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"

Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...

by jDogg April 18, 2005

I can't breathe with a mask on

A phrase used by karens who can't grow up and don't understand that other people can't breathe with the coronavirus.

Karen: I can't breathe with a mask on
Worker: Nobody can breathe with coronavirus

by mrguy122345 August 13, 2020

I’ll dance on your grave

When you hate that person so deeply and you want them to burn in hell. You want them to get as pissed off as possible

“ say that one more time and I’ll dance on your grave bitch!”

by Savage_Picklez November 12, 2017

I put the pussy on the chainwax

When you call someone out.

John was bragging about how hot is girlfriend was but she just isn't all that cute. So I put the pussy on the chainwax.

by Mavericks bad breath December 19, 2013