lazy nipples

Nipples that are usually inverted or dont stick out. Also nipples that take forever to get hard and dont stay stimulated.

That hoe was lame as fuck she had some lazy nipples.

by nuts4every1 August 12, 2011

Lazy Shepherd

When a man sticks his penis thru his boxer shorts in order not irritate the woman's vagina with horrific ball hair.

"She wouldn't do me unless I trimmed my pubes, so I told her we should do the lazy shepherd since we were short on time"

by Burkalurk March 7, 2010

lazy gas

NOUN: That pesky ploom of gas that just sits in your belly for extended periods of time, without the motivation to exit. You can't really push it out until it's good and ready to blossom into a fart on it's own.

"Man, I've had the "lazy gas" all day. I'm gonna blow out my o-ring if I keep trying to push it out!"

by Mike & Ron August 4, 2007

Lazy Lover

One who doesn't do anything to add to a sexual experience. The only thing he lifts is his prick. Then wonders why female can't cum.

Nan is a bed potato when we fuck. Cum? Yeah, he's a lazy lover. Boring!

by Wisewillow August 18, 2019

Lazy HJ

The act of receiving a handjob while being passed out or asleep.

Brock got drunk the other night, he passed out and my girlfriend gave him a lazy hj and he woke up.

by sandness March 6, 2011

Lazy Bones

An adjective used to describe when one is too tired to be bored and yet too bored to be tired.

I'm lazy bones

by ZDBray December 18, 2014

Lazy Land

Typically inhabited by fat, lazy bums who are in their upper 30s and 40s and still live in their parents houses. These men (100% male population) are often found in an easy chair or recliner with a small hybiscus plant that grows Cheetos, and secretes a beer like substance within easy reaching distance. The TV is constantly tuned to Star Trek or all day Bond marathons. They are quick to respond to another's comment that incorrectly portrays their obsession, and will often break into rants even without anyone being present.

Trekkies only come out of Lazy Land in order to CosPlay their way through another set of clothes.

by Fnaa August 17, 2006