by sandness February 19, 2011
When a man sticks his penis thru his boxer shorts in order not irritate the woman's vagina with horrific ball hair.
"She wouldn't do me unless I trimmed my pubes, so I told her we should do the lazy shepherd since we were short on time"
by Burkalurk March 08, 2010
John: "Wow, I don't get this, it's so lazy crazy!"
John: "wtf. im so confused they typed that this is this that.that is so lazy crazy"
John: "wtf. im so confused they typed that this is this that.that is so lazy crazy"
by beccab00 June 13, 2009
NOUN: That pesky ploom of gas that just sits in your belly for extended periods of time, without the motivation to exit. You can't really push it out until it's good and ready to blossom into a fart on it's own.
"Man, I've had the "lazy gas" all day. I'm gonna blow out my o-ring if I keep trying to push it out!"
by Mike & Ron August 04, 2007
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by ZDBray December 18, 2014
Typically inhabited by fat, lazy bums who are in their upper 30s and 40s and still live in their parents houses. These men (100% male population) are often found in an easy chair or recliner with a small hybiscus plant that grows Cheetos, and secretes a beer like substance within easy reaching distance. The TV is constantly tuned to Star Trek or all day Bond marathons. They are quick to respond to another's comment that incorrectly portrays their obsession, and will often break into rants even without anyone being present.
by Fnaa August 17, 2006