The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.
Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
by Dr. Kickass May 12, 2006
(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 19, 2014
"Have you ever met Adolph's wife?"
"No, but I've seen her pictures on Facebook, she had this fat bruise."
"But wait, did Adolph hit her?"
"No, but I've seen her pictures on Facebook, she had this fat bruise."
"But wait, did Adolph hit her?"
by I'm not a troll December 06, 2011
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by Turdonfire October 28, 2020
A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.
*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*
Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?
Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?
by ArtySims February 23, 2009
The insult is a very heavy insult that could make your enemy shake in fear and get down on his/her knees.
This word pattern is commonly used when you save a goal in football and the opponent breaks down crying.
The English lexicon is implied in this extreme mental abuse method by not including the letters E and Z and then remembering these letters after reciting the rest of the letters in alphabetical order stating "OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZZZZ" (ez being slang that gamers commonly use as a way to say easy).
This word pattern is commonly used when you save a goal in football and the opponent breaks down crying.
The English lexicon is implied in this extreme mental abuse method by not including the letters E and Z and then remembering these letters after reciting the rest of the letters in alphabetical order stating "OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZZZZ" (ez being slang that gamers commonly use as a way to say easy).
Let's suppose little Timmy kicked a ball toward Keene in the goalie position and Keene saves the ball from going in
*Keene saves the ball and walks up to Timmy already on the floor crying*
Keene says "ABCDFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZ"
*Timmy breaks down*
TImmy says "why you hurt my feelings bro, next time I score ten goals!"
*Keene saves the ball and walks up to Timmy already on the floor crying*
Keene says "ABCDFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZ"
*Timmy breaks down*
TImmy says "why you hurt my feelings bro, next time I score ten goals!"
by tuiwbeiwuq March 31, 2023
To feel air flow around it, and water on it.. Wowzerz, I know hahha. But eff you and your wrist. Wait til you see my tan line
by ddregz October 20, 2011