Here to Fuck Spiders
Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.
So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.
Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"
Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.
So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.
Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"
1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"
or
2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"
or
2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."
by soupersalad May 13, 2016
Get the Here to Fuck Spidersmug. the next sentence you hear after “close your eyes*
you’re currently falling to your death after you just got out of your house for the first time 4 days ago. man you literally just got outside are you serious??
you’re currently falling to your death after you just got out of your house for the first time 4 days ago. man you literally just got outside are you serious??
by Silly lil fella July 26, 2023
Get the You’ll be here soon.mug. 4chan slang. Said when replying to a desperate, attention seeking post with the intention of baiting replies.
by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022
Get the here's your (you)mug. 1.A way of calling someone a hypocrite especially after receiving criticism.
2. Complimenting someone who has overcome adversity in their life
2. Complimenting someone who has overcome adversity in their life
1. Guest: I don't know why you keep inviting me to these parties. The drinks are warm the food is bland and the people are all the same
Host: Yet here you are
2. Wow, when you asked me to invest in your restaurant, I never thought you would be so successful. Yet here you are
Host: Yet here you are
2. Wow, when you asked me to invest in your restaurant, I never thought you would be so successful. Yet here you are
by Cheatmaster786 February 1, 2022
Get the Yet here you aremug. A placeholder for any swear word you were about to say, but are too lazy to think of a creative one.
by Mr_Everything9 November 8, 2017
Get the (enter word here)mug. A phrase often used when trying to explain why something is, isn't, needs to be, or just in general. This phrase often talks about an invisible or nonexistent object or "thing." Will often cause anger or laughter.
Guy 2: Hey why do these things run away when I get close.
Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-
Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.
Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.
Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-
Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.
Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.
by Wolfman5461 November 29, 2016
Get the now here's the thingmug. Normally said during a fight or a seizure. It can also be used during an earthquake, tsunami, or violent scene in a horror movie when the killer is hacking and slashing. Its also used when somebody starts dancing when there's no music. It was made by a you-tuber named MasheyPotado. look him up
by MasheyPotado March 15, 2020
Get the Insert Funkytown Heremug.