1. a law enforcement professional, that can't help but be a total jag-off in any situation.
2. a cop, state patrol, narc, detective, and even the useless guards in a a courtroom, that get their kicks by being a jag-off.
2. a cop, state patrol, narc, detective, and even the useless guards in a a courtroom, that get their kicks by being a jag-off.
"In front of the judge, the jag-officer smiled each time one of the people he ticketed stood up to plea their case."
by P Bullets July 8, 2010
Get the jag-officermug. by memecatdiscord December 18, 2018
Get the LPD Officermug. The art of quickly passing an administration task to someone else, with the objective of reducing one's workload. It is common for the initiator to not fully understand the query, or give their Office Tennis opponent a summary of what is required. It is often active with several players at any one time.
This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.
This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.
Bob gets upset after receiving an office tennis email from Lisa, that does not explain what is required or has anything to do with him.
by branstonbeans November 12, 2009
Get the Office Tennismug. When a used tampon is inserted into the cheek and the person is then punched in the mouth. Hopefully the blood will squirt out if executed properly. Named since at the dentist cotton is inserted in the cheek for bleeding.
by dosllama January 12, 2010
Get the Dentist Officemug. by Overthier April 8, 2020
Get the Jimmy's Officemug. Doofey told Tina he has royalties coming and is gonna buy her a car but it wld be 7-10 business days what a officer doofey!
by Ob1knoby December 12, 2020
Get the Officer doofeymug. A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.
It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.
by Slivrr October 7, 2011
Get the Officer Toddmug.