office talent

Office talent is a hot babe in the office. A real corporate smoke show. Any age any race. Office hot.

Kevin: Mo did you see that babe.. wonder where she works?

Mo: Probably SalesForce they got a lot of Office Talent.

by Momili October 31, 2013

LPD Officer

The worst law enforcement officers in the State of Mayflower.

I bet they’re an LPD Officer.

That LPD Officer deals guns.

by memecatdiscord December 18, 2018

Office Tennis

The art of quickly passing an administration task to someone else, with the objective of reducing one's workload. It is common for the initiator to not fully understand the query, or give their Office Tennis opponent a summary of what is required. It is often active with several players at any one time.

This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.

Bob gets upset after receiving an office tennis email from Lisa, that does not explain what is required or has anything to do with him.

by branstonbeans November 12, 2009

Dentist Office

When a used tampon is inserted into the cheek and the person is then punched in the mouth. Hopefully the blood will squirt out if executed properly. Named since at the dentist cotton is inserted in the cheek for bleeding.

I gave that fool a Dentist office yo!

by dosllama January 12, 2010

Jimmy's Office

The bathroom

"Oh, have to hit Jimmy's Office. I'll meet you at your desk in a bit."

by Overthier April 8, 2020

Officer Todd

A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.

It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.

She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.

by Slivrr October 7, 2011

Office tent

Gettin' a boner during a meeting at work.

"Got an office tent today when Kendall showed up in that short skirt"

by Spooningwithsatan February 22, 2017