Corn Countdown

Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.

I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.

by Eaton Holgoode April 3, 2018

corn beep

something that a filipino mom/dad would say when their child is asking whats for dinner.

Child: Mom whats for dinner?
Filipino mom: corn beep and rice hope you like!
Child: corn beep what? Corn beeps now??
Filipino mom: C.O.R.N B.E.E.F tanga ka.

by - dont touch my fries biatch - November 11, 2019

mid corn

Deliberately aiming the puck at the tendie's belly

Oh shit buddy, just been greasin straight mid corn all night

by Boy enthusiast September 27, 2019

Corn Plunge

To embark upon the dirtiest but most pleasurable of deeds, anal sex.

Rachel finally said yes. I’m taking the corn plunge tonight.

I got the corn plunge last night. I can’t walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Corn problems

Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.

Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food

by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020

River Corn

A piece of reed that resembles an ear of corn still in the stalk as it floats on a river and is mistakenly eaten by hungry river people or rednecks.

The redneck river people were so hungry, they filled their floating tubes full of river corn for an afternoon snack.

by c_M_p June 28, 2012

in tall corn

AKA in tall cotton, surrounded by greatness, awesomeness. The epitomy of being surrounded by awesome shit. A country expression.

I went to the club and 4 slampieces were making me sandwiches and buying me drinks, i was in tall corn.

Me and Jimmy went hunting, we shot 14 coons, we were in tall corn.

by bigman1013 January 20, 2012