The flap of skin that protects a womans' clitoris, designed to protect the delicate flower of womanhood from the brute bumbling force of man. The nub armor is essential in protecting a woman's greatest treasure: as there are over 200 nerve endings (we like to call them "little friends")
by Lady Jay August 6, 2006

by AlSimp November 26, 2006

An insult used to describe intelligent people who have done something very newb-like. While they are normally capable, smart human beings, on some occasions they act like a nub.
See also test tube newb.
See also test tube newb.
by Tyler McClurg January 2, 2007

by Thor November 5, 2004

by tehboobinator May 2, 2006

calculated by taking length of the amputated limb and dividing that number by the average length of similar amputees. A person who only lost a foot would have a relatively high nub ratio compared to someone who lost a leg at the hip.
"Baby, to be honest..I don't know if I would still love you if you lost an arm...maybe if it was below the elbow and you always kept the prosthetic on. I know its shallow but I need at least a 60% nub ratio."
"I met this crazy chick online last week, we met up downtown and went back to my place but it turns out that she has a fake leg. At first I didn't care and we started messing around but I couldn't go through with it, her nub ratio was just too low, it was like a kfc biscuit.
"I met this crazy chick online last week, we met up downtown and went back to my place but it turns out that she has a fake leg. At first I didn't care and we started messing around but I couldn't go through with it, her nub ratio was just too low, it was like a kfc biscuit.
by thenubstopshere December 21, 2008
