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nub armor

The flap of skin that protects a womans' clitoris, designed to protect the delicate flower of womanhood from the brute bumbling force of man. The nub armor is essential in protecting a woman's greatest treasure: as there are over 200 nerve endings (we like to call them "little friends")
Oh my god, are you ok?
Yeah, the ball hit me in the nub armor!
by Lady Jay August 6, 2006
mugGet the nub armormug.

sports nub

an overgrown or excessively large clitoris usually due to too much testoserone or steroid use
ie: Chyna
Wow, that bitch's sports nubis bigger than my wang!
by AlSimp November 26, 2006
mugGet the sports nubmug.

nub in the tub

An insult used to describe intelligent people who have done something very newb-like. While they are normally capable, smart human beings, on some occasions they act like a nub.

See also test tube newb.
Sean was being a nub in the tub today--he even lit the wrong end of his cigarette.
by Tyler McClurg January 2, 2007
mugGet the nub in the tubmug.

Nub Lover

(n.) One who has a fetish with nubs from amputated limbs.
Damn, I always knew Jeff was a nub lover...especially when he married Peggy the pirate.
by Thor November 5, 2004
mugGet the Nub Lovermug.

nub points

The points given to a nub for lack of skill.
The more points given the worse the nub.
Steve got killed? 500 nub points for him!
Ryan gets 1000 nub points for for losing to that nub.
by tehboobinator May 2, 2006
mugGet the nub pointsmug.

nub ratio

calculated by taking length of the amputated limb and dividing that number by the average length of similar amputees. A person who only lost a foot would have a relatively high nub ratio compared to someone who lost a leg at the hip.
"Baby, to be honest..I don't know if I would still love you if you lost an arm...maybe if it was below the elbow and you always kept the prosthetic on. I know its shallow but I need at least a 60% nub ratio."

"I met this crazy chick online last week, we met up downtown and went back to my place but it turns out that she has a fake leg. At first I didn't care and we started messing around but I couldn't go through with it, her nub ratio was just too low, it was like a kfc biscuit.
by thenubstopshere December 21, 2008
mugGet the nub ratiomug.

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