Bored Potato

Bored Potato - a potato who is really bored and on the verge of crossing the plane of existence into an infinite pit of boredom.

Why are you reading this? Go outside or something. Stop wasting your time reading this. Why are you still here?
I am a Bored Potato, I guess. That was random.
by Bored Potato September 17, 2019
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Diet-bore

Deit-bore, as opposed to dieter:

A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.
"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"
by jagnot January 23, 2010
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bored on the internet

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someone who is bored on the internet and is now reviewing urban dictionary words
by rew rapper April 18, 2020
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tyrannosnoris bore

n. A highly boring person, place, or thing.
I don't care man, Inception was a tyrannosnoris bore and I want my ten bucks back.
by Drungle August 08, 2010
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mouth bored

A craving to eat something that you cannot clearly identify when you are not hungry. This typically occurs when you have nothing else to do.
Tim tried eating pickles, cookies, and a popsicle because he was mouth bored.
by Prof. Fussbudget June 09, 2011
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Bored God

Someone who is extremely good at a certain game playing it "casually," when in reality they are doing astounding moves or maneuvers.
A Bored God plays Tetris.
I'm getting dumpstered by this guy in online game and he looks like he's about to fall asleep. He must be a Bored God.
by SilentSong September 29, 2019
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ashley is bored

nice and mean person who always is bored. when upset acts like bitch
Hey yo ashley is bored
by ashley is bored May 19, 2015
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