Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris will get you .. run, before it's too late

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A god that, while having sex with your wife in a truck, purposely let one of his sperm loose in the engine. You now know that truck as Optimus Prime

Why are we looking for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Chuck Norris lives in Houston.

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Using both meth and PCP at the same time. It is said to give you nearly Chuck Norris-like strength.

"Did you hear about that guy who Chuck Norris flipped?"
"No, what happened?"
"He kicked a man so hard his kids exploded!"

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When someone punches you in the nose so hard that you see an image of Chuck Norris, himself.

Random Dude: Holy fuck, that dude punched me in the face so hard I Chuck Norris'd myself!
Me: That sound's wrong!

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an amazing funny dude who is silly and amazing and makes everyone smile he likes making people smile and he is a great friend

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chuck norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best god damn lemon-aid you've ever tasted!

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Damn Chuck, you a fuckin badass dayumn mothafucka Chuck Norris is badaaaaasssss

Chuck Norris by l00l 23 January 26, 2017

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