by AlexYeetSkeet January 22, 2021
Get the The Normal Servermug. Normaling is the act you perform when you are in an inescapable environment with many other people, and there is absolutely nothing to occupy yourself with. A given person's social skill level, social status, and personality can be immediately determined by the proficiency and style of their normaling.
The goal of normaling is to do nothing in the most socially acceptable, "normal" manner. Very generally, normaling consists of staring at inanimate objects and avoiding eye contact with others; however, this can vary widely between individuals with different normaling proficiencies and is very dependent on the situation at hand.
Here are two examples of appropriate normaling practices:
Ex 1: You're on a plane filled with people. Your phone is dead and you don't want to pay for movies/tv. In this situation, normaling etiquette calls for you to feign sleeping. Close your eyes and lean your head back. Optionally, mix in an occasional snore.
Ex 2: You're in a British Literature class, which, by nature, is boring. The professor grades attendance, so you can't leave. Your professor is also a stickler on having phones out (it's a small class, so he can spot you if you take out your phone). In this case, the common normaling practice is to lean back in your chair, and alternate between staring at the ceiling and walls. Then (and this is crucial), take out your water bottle, and periodically take 0.5-1.5 minute long sips from it every 5-7 minutes.
The goal of normaling is to do nothing in the most socially acceptable, "normal" manner. Very generally, normaling consists of staring at inanimate objects and avoiding eye contact with others; however, this can vary widely between individuals with different normaling proficiencies and is very dependent on the situation at hand.
Here are two examples of appropriate normaling practices:
Ex 1: You're on a plane filled with people. Your phone is dead and you don't want to pay for movies/tv. In this situation, normaling etiquette calls for you to feign sleeping. Close your eyes and lean your head back. Optionally, mix in an occasional snore.
Ex 2: You're in a British Literature class, which, by nature, is boring. The professor grades attendance, so you can't leave. Your professor is also a stickler on having phones out (it's a small class, so he can spot you if you take out your phone). In this case, the common normaling practice is to lean back in your chair, and alternate between staring at the ceiling and walls. Then (and this is crucial), take out your water bottle, and periodically take 0.5-1.5 minute long sips from it every 5-7 minutes.
I don't know about Wes, dude. His normaling on the bus today was off. He kept staring at people, and it was making everyone uncomfortable. He gives off ex-band kid vibes.
Mark seems chill af. His normaling during bio the other day was on point. We should ask him to hang out.
Mark seems chill af. His normaling during bio the other day was on point. We should ask him to hang out.
by DanTheWan December 19, 2021
Get the Normalingmug. <.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anybody, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anybody, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anybody, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
Als Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher werden Personen bezeichnet die den Gesellschaftlichen durchschnitt Abbilden. Der Begriff "Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher" wird meist von überdurchschnittlich intelligenten Menschen genutzt, die sich nicht eingestehen können, dass es neben dem Wort Otto-Normal-Verbraucher keine weitere Bezeichnung mehr gibt.
X: "Mein Mann, was nach seinem 9 to 5 Job noch kurz bei Rewe und sitzt jetzt vor dem Fernseher."
Y (Hochintelligent): "Dein Mann ist ja ein richtiger Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher".
Y (Hochintelligent): "Dein Mann ist ja ein richtiger Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher".
by Ganzbestimmtnichtthomas July 25, 2022
Get the Brutto-Normal-Verbrauchermug. nor·mal
ˈnôrməl/Submit
adjective
1.conforming to a standard; usual, typical, or expected. Melchor and Crystal excluded from all normalities.
ˈnôrməl/Submit
adjective
1.conforming to a standard; usual, typical, or expected. Melchor and Crystal excluded from all normalities.
by Cryscrossapplesauce June 24, 2018
Get the Normalmug. by oppositeofnormal November 18, 2020
Get the normalmug.