Nob Whistle

Ostensibly a complete nob which supports only one function, to make an irritating noise.

Man, I was so embarrassed. I knew nothing about the topic being discussed but blurted out a word that I thought might make me look better. All I did was act like a nob whistle.

by Benson Hedges February 6, 2023

Nob

Nob basically means a small penis

"Charlie has a small nob"

by Coolguywithabigdick7789 July 7, 2020

skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."

Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!

by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023

neon-nob

a penis wearin a bright coloured condom

"omg the guy last night he had a neon-nob"

by it is usss November 16, 2009

nob scoffer

Nob scoffer

Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock.

Scoff - Informal to eat (food, generally) fast and greedily.

She/he's a proper nob scoffer that one. Never known anyone to suck that many dicks in such a short time!

by mod69 May 3, 2008

Cold nob

When you are slowly edging towards the edge of your toilet seat and your nob gently touches the cold seat and you feel a little naughty

I nutted so hard after that cold nob

by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

nob

pronounced like "door nob" used as an insult. means "stupid", "slow", "retarded", "mentally challenged" ect.

"whats the answer to question 3A"
"i dont know just figure it out you nob"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024