Nob

An idiot that does a bad action that annoys you or someone that you generally don't like or don't get on with.

That guy is an absolute nob.

by Dk100 February 24, 2023

Nob

Nob basically means a small penis

"Charlie has a small nob"

by Coolguywithabigdick7789 July 7, 2020

nob gash

When a man cuts his penus with his finger while masturbating.

Girlfriend:o my god, what happened to your dick?!
You:i nob gashed myself last night while i was wacking off to a picture of you.

by silentandcliche May 14, 2006

Nob Yoghurt

An alternative name for Male Ejaculate.

How can you still be hungry? I just gave you a big serving of Nob Yoghurt

by NobYog September 3, 2019

wrinkle nob

A Wrinkle Nob is the head of a males genitals or penis.

You wanna touch my Wrinkle Nob?

by Sanas December 29, 2016

Nob jockey

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.

1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.

by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016

Nob

A penis

You are a nob

by private24857 April 21, 2023