Girlfriend:o my god, what happened to your dick?!
You:i nob gashed myself last night while i was wacking off to a picture of you.
You:i nob gashed myself last night while i was wacking off to a picture of you.
by silentandcliche May 14, 2006
Get the nob gash mug.to slack off intentionally and with ill repose.
to copulate with only the head of your penis in a womans vagina.
to copulate with only the head of your penis in a womans vagina.
Dont be nob dickin around after school today, we need to go to walmart and get supper.
I tole him not to take my cherry so we were nob dickin when he thrust it all the way in and bout tore me a new one!
I tole him not to take my cherry so we were nob dickin when he thrust it all the way in and bout tore me a new one!
by bigdaddy hung master March 3, 2008
Get the nob dickin mug.A person that downright frustrates/vexes you. Can be due to their ineptitude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.
Janice: Here comes Matt. What magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, I wonder? Maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. I love that one!
Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
by Elephant Mittens October 26, 2007
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Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock.
Scoff - Informal to eat (food, generally) fast and greedily.
Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock.
Scoff - Informal to eat (food, generally) fast and greedily.
She/he's a proper nob scoffer that one. Never known anyone to suck that many dicks in such a short time!
by mod69 May 3, 2008
Get the nob scoffer mug.A twattish older brother who always takes the piss out of you because you've got a slight moustache.
by yes, tom, it's me February 18, 2009
Get the Nob Squab mug.A strange eccentric individual who often wears butterfly glasses and often with a limp dick for a brain who always thinks he or she is quite right in the head.
by Jake Tankard August 1, 2008
Get the Dorf-nob mug.A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.
by real meaning inc April 24, 2014
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