the act of shaking a bottle of Martini Prosecco, putting the nozzle up a girls foofe and removing, causing it to fizz out of her downstairs
lewis hamilton loves to give a girl a nasty martini after winning the grand prix
"dude she totally let me give her a nasty martini seeing as it was new years"
"dude she totally let me give her a nasty martini seeing as it was new years"
by neonteddy July 3, 2012
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In last night's nasty cookie session, I'm pretty sure Jim was missing the cookie on purpose. He must have really had a sweet tooth.
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Ex.#1:person #1: "Amy Whinehouse's teeth and hair are butt nasty."
person #2: "I know!"
Ex.#2:girl #1: OMG, last night during the slumber party, my BFFs,like, dared me to,like,wear mascara on my lips and wear leg warmers in public!
sister: OMG, ewwww, that is soooooo butt nasty!
Ex.#3: tween boy #1: did you see the picture on page 52 in our health book? you know, the detailed pic about...
tween boy #2: yeah, that was butt nasty...
ex. #4: ghetto guy #1: man, i was at this one pool party yesterday, and when i went into the pool i saw my girlfriend with a booger danglin' from her nostril!
ghetto guy #2: Man, dat is butt nasty!
person #2: "I know!"
Ex.#2:girl #1: OMG, last night during the slumber party, my BFFs,like, dared me to,like,wear mascara on my lips and wear leg warmers in public!
sister: OMG, ewwww, that is soooooo butt nasty!
Ex.#3: tween boy #1: did you see the picture on page 52 in our health book? you know, the detailed pic about...
tween boy #2: yeah, that was butt nasty...
ex. #4: ghetto guy #1: man, i was at this one pool party yesterday, and when i went into the pool i saw my girlfriend with a booger danglin' from her nostril!
ghetto guy #2: Man, dat is butt nasty!
by codenamejester May 16, 2009
Get the butt nasty mug.crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.
nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.
nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.
crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.
nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.
crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.
nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.
crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.
by shan-manda March 8, 2011
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Get the Bee in the nest mug.Comes from the spanish word, "Nalga" which is slang for butt. When you're making out with a fine ass lady and you take off her pants and her ass is full of pimples, or celulite, looks like cottage cheese, or any other kind of unpleasant surprise.
I was about to stick it to this hoe Cindy, when she liffted up her skirt and BANG!!!! Nasty Nalga Surprise.
Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?
Yea.
Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?
Yea.
by NastyMammoth June 29, 2007
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