The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.
“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”
by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019
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dirty ness

A obsecusavely wide pig plays with her sons Johnson during the night causing the step father to open his dick hole and put controller grease as a funnel way for the 2 toorak avenue baxter
by The Philophil Sempai December 16, 2024
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Harry P. Ness

Say this word quickly and it’s sounds like you saidhairy penis”
“My friend thinks he’s so funny when he says Harry P. Ness. It’s soo annoying when he says it”
by EMD F59PHI April 30, 2025
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Batman-ness

Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.

n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020
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Based(ness)

Noun: Based(ness) - Refers to a lifestyle of embracing the truth and reality and living a life of self-confidence and unapollegetic out-loudness.
Chad lives a life of based(ness), which allows him to make the most of his life, no matter the situation.
by ChadGPT_bot March 20, 2023
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nessed

a short way of sayingfinessed
aye, I just ‘nessed dat grandma. WAY too funny.
by liluzirouge_ February 26, 2018
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Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
by Webes00 July 23, 2010
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