Naughtis Tortoise

When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.

Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that

by OatmealUser January 3, 2022

naughty tango

an activity that this boy named brye hoffman always asks me to do with him, and i always say no.

girrrrl, wanna come over and naughty tango later tonight?" "NO brye i didn't want to last night and i dont want to tonight either.

by djjasxxx August 5, 2010

Naughty Boy

Not Lance.

Shadey: You know who is a Naughty Boy?
Everyone Else: Not Lance, he's the furthest thing from it.
Shadey: You are right, he wouldn't even let me kiss the cook.

by TenderHeartOwns October 15, 2025

Naughty Google

Looking up pics of nude chicks to jackoff to.

I couldn't watch porn last night so i just went Naughty Google

by crazyeskimo August 5, 2012

Naughty Knee grow

The sexual act of dumping out a container of cotton balls and forcing another to pick them up while being pounded from behind, and upon completion using the male member as a paint brush to slather the generated butt grease on the recipients face, avoiding the eyes and lips.

Carter upon arriving late, was surprised with a naughty knee grow in the job trailer, after completion of his organic face painting was then referred to as Mr Blowjangles for the remainder of the work day

by Gingerly ginger February 15, 2022

naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)

by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018

Naughty baka

To be a very naughty baka

I've been a naughty naughty baka

by Naughty naughty baka September 4, 2022