naughty jordy

When one takes a shit on another’s chest and finger paints a drawing on said chest

“Man I pulled a naughty Jordy last night it was stank”
“This chick asked me to pull a naughty jordy so I got the fuck out of there”

by DragonMYballzDave November 12, 2020

naughty kristin

Naughty Kristin. When shes on her period, a naughty Kristin prefers titty fuckin.

Oh I'm on my period, let's do a Naughty Kristin.

by bigboy79 April 30, 2020

Naughty

a bear that is naughty and Sussy

Naughty was being really sussy to the point there was Giggles!

by bearton December 29, 2023

The Naughty Corner

When you do some dumb s**t on a Youtube podcast and get timed out.

Go to the naughty corner, go to the naughty corner! 2 minutes!

by Pride Mod November 28, 2023

Naughty and Crosses

The naughts and crosses equivalent of strip poker, naughty and crosses is a situation where you play naughts and crosses and the loser of each round takes off a piece of clothing.

“We should spice things up tonight...”
“You're so right! Let's play naughty and crosses!”

by C L G February 5, 2021

Naughty Mouse

A human mouse that is vewy vewy NAUGHTY. A way you can avoid being called this is just being a good boi/gal and being NICE.

You have been a very NAUGHTY MOUSE.

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 12, 2022

naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.

As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.

by QuacksO February 16, 2019