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i touch myself

oh well, I touch myself
by anna15515551 January 16, 2024
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I Gave Myself Fellatio

I Gave Myself Fellatio
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Pissing myself

What you do when you dont want to wear diaper you be pissing yourself
Yo mate i was pissing myselfin bed then my girl noticed and she left me
by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Talking to myself

That isn't what's happening here and what you're doing isn't funny. It's just a ploy to claim some sort of victory over me.
Hym "I'm not talking to myself here I can hear you repeating the shit I say and you need to stop fucking ignoring me because I'm not letting you separate words and actions to make me to something else. I'm not doing something else. I cannot live the rest of my life without that money and if I can't get a prescription that isn't going to be a very long time. You make that cripple give me the fucking credit I deserve and pay me. I know you know who I am. I know you I haven't been paid. I'm not going to let you use my words against me to drown me out."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
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Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.
"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"
by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021
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