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pants mullet

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"
by Vladimir Waxsin January 29, 2008
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stealth mullet

A contemporary hairstyle based on the mullet made famouse in the 1980s and 1990s by celebrities such as Pat Sharpe.
The hair is cut short at the top and sides (often accentuated with spikes or a quiff) but relatively long and straight at the back. The longer hair at the back of the head is concealed unless the wearer is seen from behind, thus an observer may not notice the stealth mullet until it has already passed / is too late.
"Wait 'til that guy turns around... he has a stealth mullet!"
by Filk March 12, 2010
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Mullet Ho

Uncontrollable sexual desire for Mullets.
Loves Mullets, doesn’t care what it’s attached to.
“That’s a hot guy
“Nah, he’s pretty ugly”
I don’t care what he looks like, he’s got a Mullet”
“You’re a Mullet Ho”
by TheWizOfAus April 24, 2022
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moscow mullet

When the genital region is clean shaven, but the asshole is hairy
Did you see that stripper's moscow mullet? She needs to consider a full body wax next time.
by bits of tits October 6, 2016
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Mullet Steve

Mullet Steve is a fictional character. No one knows anything about him except for the fact that he exists and that he has a mullet. He is often seen wearing a sweater and consuming pork products.

It is rumored that he has super powers and spends most of his time fighting evil. It is also rumored that if one cuts off Steve's mullet, the world will end.
Reporter: "Mullet Steve, do you enjoy bacon?"
Mullet Steve: "Darn tootin'!"
by Spunkyjr July 29, 2006
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mullet couple

A couple, usually male/female, who are not equal in physical appearance. Opposites on a scale of attractiveness.
A mullet couple would be a fat or ugly dude with a smoking hot girlfriend/wife.
by Randy Poffo October 24, 2007
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chainsaw mullet

A man with a mullet who works at, or is visiting a hardware store to purchase or sell a chainsaw. Mullet enthusiasts proclaim that this mullet is one of the most rare mullets to find.
Larry- " I've been hitting up the hardware store every day, and I still can't find the chainsaw mullet."

Andy- " Dude, I found my chainsaw mullet at a put-and-take center. I'd check there."
by Cameron C July 1, 2008
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