A pedophile in his late 20s who uses the excuse of being a track coach and history teacher to flirt with girls under the age of 18.
Ex. 1: Mr. Bush: "I broke up with my last girlfriend because she didn't know how to iron."
The real reason is because she was probably too old for him, 18 is his limit.
Ex. 2: Mr. Bush has the numbers of all the hot girls on the track team.
Ex. 3: Sally: "When I was talking to Mr. Bush, he was staring at my tits. And I should be failing right now, but I have an 85 in his class." (fake name, real story)
The real reason is because she was probably too old for him, 18 is his limit.
Ex. 2: Mr. Bush has the numbers of all the hot girls on the track team.
Ex. 3: Sally: "When I was talking to Mr. Bush, he was staring at my tits. And I should be failing right now, but I have an 85 in his class." (fake name, real story)
by johnanonymous April 26, 2008
What not to call Dr. Evil. He didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be addressed as "Mister."
U.N. Representative: So, Mr. Evil...
Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.
Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.
by Loud Pipes July 23, 2010
Mrs. DumpTruck is a booty stick!
by Timmothy wantsthebooty March 09, 2019
A bitchy fat ugly cunt who thinks she's pretty because of her fake plastic eyes. She screams like a bitch whos burning.
Whenever you walk past her tell her to take off her dumb cakey foundation and plastic eyes. She has a large shark nose full of snakes.
Whenever you walk past her tell her to take off her dumb cakey foundation and plastic eyes. She has a large shark nose full of snakes.
by PeopleWhoAreDumbCunts May 21, 2019
Mr King is a very large good cunt .Never dogs the boys and doesnt waste his time on hoes. He fucks with weed and always let's the boys have a fat puff.
by Grandpas Ashes October 20, 2019
Very dangerous dark man capable of crushing a child's mind with a simple eye. This man is the man of men. No man can man up to this man.
I got Pillayed in the canteen today.
In a sudden flash of discrete shock and misconception, I saw him, Mr Pillay. His bald head and beastly eyes manipulated my sudden line-of-thought. Lightning bulged from the clouds. The next thing I knew, I saw in his arms, glowing, Android's entire phone production from 2021.
In a sudden flash of discrete shock and misconception, I saw him, Mr Pillay. His bald head and beastly eyes manipulated my sudden line-of-thought. Lightning bulged from the clouds. The next thing I knew, I saw in his arms, glowing, Android's entire phone production from 2021.
by Mr Pillay Enjoyer August 18, 2022
Mr Bean is the best!
by SomeoneNew October 12, 2011