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Moof

An expulsion of wind from the urethra; a penis fart.
I don't smell anything, was that a moof?
by UrbanTwisticle September 13, 2011
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moof

1. An asparagus smothered in butter
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)

Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.
Jack: "Dude, I totally just walked into a door!" *rubs head*
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."
by AboveThePain February 9, 2009
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moody mammoth

1.) severe syndrome of "actin' a fool"
2.) when your mood brings those down around you
3.)the level of moodyness below moody-a-souraus
4.) suffering from severe mood swinges also accompanied by violence, and rage

The only known cure for "Moody Mammoth Syndrome" is a HUG.

Otherwise known as "MMS"
Brian is being a "Moody Mammoth" because he has a headache.
by maxavious March 21, 2005
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Moof

It's when it starts to rain milk, and then cows come out of the sky. Usually during winter this occurs, but can rarely occur other times.
Madi: James, it's moofing outside!
James: I KNOW!!! CRAZYYYY!!! First time in my years I've seen it!
by cpubot561 December 13, 2016
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Moody

The type of guy you wan't to date. Moody's will get attached and love you dearly. Moody's tend to get in their underwear crawl in bed and watch Netflix while thinking about you. Moody's can also get angry fast and do things such as punching holes in walls.
"Damn he's so cute"
"You do realize he is a Moody"
by vortexmoney January 8, 2018
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Moody

Moody is litt asf he can get any girl he want he got mad swag he funny he one of the realist nigga’s you will ever meet
Moody litt
by ❤️😂🤪😋 June 16, 2018
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moof

When you are completey exhausted and Moof is the only humanly audible thing you can blurt out of your mouth
moooooof!
by FoF September 16, 2003
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