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GM: “hey how's it going?”
NF: “i’m broke as fuck i ran out of Monery”
GM: “what?”
NF: “Money**”
by 05_Light_Explains January 22, 2023
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queso monterrey

by Silverado June 19, 2007
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skank monger

a male who only associates and/or has sexual intercourse with skanks. Most often the skank monger is a lowlevel child/man who refuses to grow up and can only find females with a similar case of arrested development to have sex with.
The male in question is most often a sad case himself; a wannabe musician,actor or skateboarder who cant keep a job and has a bad drug habit that he cant afford.
similar to a skank yanker or fish monger in that both the skank yanker and fish mongers both smell of rotten meat, weather it be of the dirty skank vagina or fish variety.
ex. "Omg, Matt Marsh only dates the skankiest hoes in town, he's such a skank monger!"
by Foebane October 10, 2013
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Load monger

A finance manager that will do anything for a deal including mongering loads
Dmitry is a real load monger

Monger monger monger
by Bgecko January 26, 2017
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coin monger

A greedy person, a profiteer, one who believes money holds greater value than even life.
The government is controlled by corporations and coin mongers.
by bigdsoutho December 5, 2017
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Poof Monger

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and bites at the bubbles
by Bossman241524 March 12, 2020
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Flu-mongered

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.
"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."
by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020
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