This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.
Guy: Dude how was your weekend?
Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.
Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.
Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.
Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.
by Stoney69 January 5, 2019
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Sue knew she had a few more years and a great bit of education over Brian for the new promotion, but the company "changes" proved to be A Mondo for Sue, who now works in at reception.
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A euphemism for whatever one defines as their own special physical pleasure-inducing space, eg a body part
by Innermongolia January 11, 2014
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Me and my bros got wasted last night and met this totally nasty girl. She said she was down so we did a Mongolian Steakhouse!
by KenyanSlumberParty February 20, 2009
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Get the mondonipplitus mug.most mondoux are very sexy, most of them are good in bed, nice genourse and very sweeet. If you every get your hand on a mondoux keep him/her. expecialy if there name is 1. austin mondoux. 2. vanessa mondoux. 3. John mondoux. (top threee in orderr)
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Jane was tired of being the only salad tosser in the relationship, so she talked John into trying a little Mongolian barbecue.
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