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chaos monkeys

Creatures that sit in a room randomly pecking at typewriter keys indefinitely. Give them enough time and they'll type words, sentences, and eventually entire novels and brilliant literary works purely by accident.

Unrelated to actual Earth monkeys.
"I don't have a clue what I should write for this!!"
"Get a few of the chaos monkeys to work on it, they'll eventually make one. Well, that, or Hamlet."
by Mantarni October 26, 2009
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crotch monkeys

The power of a computer, usually only a laptop computer. Strangely linked with the idea of cogs whirring in a human mind, the crotch monkeys do the sums inside the laptop. The more crotch monkeys - the faster the machine, and vice versa.
Jesus, look at that brand new apple jobbie, think how many crotch monkeys that fuck's got.
by Rawson September 21, 2003
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girth monkeys

the person who rides girth like a horney chimp
by Phill Stone January 16, 2004
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cheese monkeys

monkeys possesing the qualities of cheese. they r thuper thexiee and eat cheese all the time. did i say they were thexiee beast! u should be carefull becuase they are ill tempered! watch out for the california swizz monkie he is venimous and the aged cheddar monkey is deadly to all rtardzz.
"so i walkind down the street and got attacked by a californian swizz monkey , and it was followed by many cheese monkeys."
by Ashley@cmc corp inc December 16, 2007
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three wise monkeys

Very very sleazy, cheezey bar in Sydney.
"Let's go to the 3 wise monkey's tonight."
"Ahhhhh helllllzzzzz no muh-fucka, let's go to GAS."
by Diego July 18, 2003
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ass monkeys

A gay guy who got aids from anal.
comes from the fact that aids started out from people eating monkeys infected with aids. After which some aids infected people would fuck other gay guys.
dude bob over there has ass monkeys.

get yourself tested first I dont wanto end up with ass monkeys
by marshaofmaine12345 February 7, 2008
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Monkeyism

The practice of tomfoolery. and outright fandanglemants and trickeries
Lielle Botbol always doing that monkeyism
by Luke Wunder March 29, 2022
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