Mongolian Sunrise

A hybrid strain of Marijuana. Its identifying traits are bright green buds, somewhat dense, and a pungent fruity smell.

After two bowls of that Mongolian Sunrise and I ate the entire fucking thing.

by underlinevanity January 29, 2019

Mongolian Unicorn

When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it

"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"

by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 23, 2022

Mongolians

chinii eej. if you don't know what that means, you're not mongolian.

mongolians say chinii eej.

by chiniieej January 2, 2022

Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.

Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.

by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025

Mongolian Flicker goon

When a mongolian throat singer uses his throat vibrations to flick his fingers to goon his cock.

Hey Ankhbayar, Teach me how to mongolian flicker goon.

by jace boteko January 19, 2025

Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Mongolian Surprise Egg

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.

A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”

B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”

A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”

by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025