moses

lee,he is moses but refuses his part in collecting the 10 commmandments, so he is replaced by a ball (which has a mouth and eyes) he is great.we all love moses

hey guys think fast, moses is coming!!!

by sloane and shelley October 11, 2005

moses

Cross between man and roses.

When you wife/girlfriend sends you moses, roses to work for Valentines Day. It's a way to make receiving roses from work less embarrassing as a man.

by Ceridwen77 February 23, 2014

moses

men who like going down on women who have their period

Moses did part the red sea

by lizeurd April 10, 2011

The Overlord of Mooses

A homosexual.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Moses

A gang, located mainly in the Pioneer Valley of Massachusetts. Very bad-ass, but also very nonviolent! :) The leader and founder of this gang is wildly credited to be Ivy Coles. Ivy is the only one allowed to induct new members into the gang.

1, 2, 3, Moses!

by Ivaaa December 19, 2010

chris (moses)

he shags sheep all day long and his dick is full of genitle warts.
hes shit in bed
thats why he shags sheep,
and hes got a little dick.

hahahaha what a chris (moses)

by george savinsky October 22, 2009

Moses

He died on the cross for our sins.

Moses helps us get in to Heaven

by UDBalla September 8, 2010