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militaru

Noun: a douche bag who sleeps around on his girlfriends and doesn't tell his sexual partners that he has an STD.
Her boyfriend pulled a militaru and now she's stuck with an STD and a cheating scumbag!
by BGFACTS January 11, 2010
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Military Flow

An individual who plays lacrosse with a number 1 or 2 buzz cut instead of a long flow. Often forced upon students playing lacrosse at a military college such as Army, Navy, or VMI.
Lax Bro: Dude he's amazing at lax.

Lax Bro 2: yeah too bad he doesn't have the flow to play.

Lax Bro: Nah brah he plays for Navy so hes got to go with the Military Flow.
by LaxBro12 April 24, 2011
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Minitanks

Minitanks to Jason for recommending that game.
by Big Tan Gringo May 26, 2011
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Militarican

The extreme passion to be in the Armed Forces, Or is already in the Armed Forces but wont want to quit .
This weirdo is a real (Militarican) He even bought full kits which the Armed Forces use today.

A Militarican just threatened me outside!
by TheTrueAndRealDictionary December 28, 2014
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Militant Yute

A young person who knows alot about political, racial, economical etc. Issues
"If Britain leaves the EU, America will not prioritise trade with Britain"

"Well said militant yute"
by m.versxce June 20, 2016
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Military wipe

When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.
I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!
by NoGameOBMC October 19, 2016
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military catfish

When there is this nigga who thinks he is a meme god but he actually a catfish. Also this man wants to be in the military
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.
"Wow!" Carlin is such a military catfish!
by NAZI TELETUBBIE November 3, 2017
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