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I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025
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Microweiner (microween)

An individual with an abnormally small penis that needs to be seen with a microscope. This can also be referred to as a Big Daddy David G.
Makayla K's bubble booty found out that her boyfriend, Big Daddy David G had an intense microweiner (microween).
by Sunny45 June 18, 2018
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microwaaaave

"Microwaaaave" *twirls finger*
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Microway

mi·cro·way

Noun, verb /ˈmīkrəˌwāy/

1. An electronic cooking appliance used primarily by Australian former surfing champions with unruly hair, an orchiectomy and gang affiliations.

2. An oven which uses an electromagnetic way with a waylength in the range 0.001–0.3 m, shorter than that of a normal radio way but longer than those of infrared radiation in order to cook food.

3. Microways are used in radar, in communications, and for heating in microway ovens and in various industrial processes.

Microwayed, past participle; microwayed, past tense; microways, 3rd person singular present; microwaying, present participle.

Not to be confused with the fictional kitchen appliance, 'microwave'
Put it in the microway, mate
by mrslilley October 18, 2011
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microdate

A very short date with a finite end point.
'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'
by songtree July 26, 2017
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Microwavelessness

When one moves into a new place and doesn't have a microwave oven. You are forced to eat out or use cookware, since you can't cook microwaveable foods.
I just moved into a new apartment and realized that's there's no way to cook TV dinners or Raman noodles. It dawned on me that I was in a state of Microwavelessness.
by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014
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