The Microwave Implant

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.
by camillelavigne May 23, 2024
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eat a microwave

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.
go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023
by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023
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microwave nuggets

Disappointment to the Earth they are soggy as fuck and if you make nuggets like this you are a fuckin psycho
You make microwave nuggets? YOU FUCKIN PSYCHOPATH
by NuggiePro February 08, 2022
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30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
by Rodeogirl777 March 01, 2018
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microwave popcorn date

The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
Babe, you are the mac to my cheese. Let´s have a microwave popcorn date!
by cessc May 06, 2019
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Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave
by Yesperson2000 February 02, 2022
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