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When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
It was the last piece left...
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2. Annoying assholes who rely on micro to deal with their dumb problems/arguments
E.g = "Did you just refuse to give me your godly??! I'm TELLING MICRO!
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E.g = "Did you just refuse to give me your godly??! I'm TELLING MICRO!
by monosu May 8, 2021
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The universe is then expands in size through the action of polynominalism: the phenomenon of human thoughts of length 10^25 Planck-length stretching the universe to diameter of 10^14 Planck-lengths.
The universe is then expands in size through the action of polynominalism: the phenomenon of human thoughts of length 10^25 Planck-length stretching the universe to diameter of 10^14 Planck-lengths.
Micro-nihilism tells us that not only is the universe made of a single neutrino as-per-frequentism--it is unintentionally the SIZE of a neutrino.
by zanderfin March 22, 2022
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