Descriptor for behavior that involves long periods of bathing, absentmindedness, vanity, personal grooming, or any combination of these
I spent all Sunday afternoon in my bathroom. I was mermaiding; you know, not really doing much of anything but laying there and picking at my face in a handmirror.
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I was at the park with some girl named Ariel and she gave me a mermaid kiss
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Hey i was at that party last night, some bitch gave me a mermaid kiss
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A sexual act where a partner inserts a large fish into either the anus or vagina of their sexual partner. The fish must be inserted head first, with the tail protruding out between the legs.
“Oh man, turns out Stacey is totally into mermaiding. We had a wild one after that ‘all-you-can-eat’ seafood restaurant, we ended up taking a whole tuna home and she let me shove it up her ass”.
by BJ Pennywhacker August 31, 2018
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by MaryWash November 28, 2011
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by Ron Ruth May 25, 2007
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