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whack-a-moling

When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."
"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"

"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."
by K-Y Jimmy September 30, 2013
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MELINT

Intelligence provided by anyone that is detrimental to you mission statement. This term was named after a one Oleg Melnik who might be suffering from long-term fetal alchohol syndrome. MELINT is an acronym for Melnik Intelligence, which in and of itself is an oxymoron.
Ummmm...so MELINT confirms that the Pakistanians are ready to invade Mother Russia.

Dood, WTF. Tell Melnik to STFU.
by Umbrage International March 12, 2008
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melting pot pussy

a woman who has had sex with multiple men of different races and colors. (Coined from divers melting pot america)
That girl has slept with Mexicans, black guys, and white guys. She must have a melting pot pussy
by Jaeded May 12, 2017
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Melinda

An enigma wrapped in a enigma found in a discarded taco bell wrapper, as deadly as she is beautiful, and equally if not more insane, we'll banish literally anything to the shadow realm and probably laugh while doing so, however she is highly erratic, who's mood is a pendulum and change from angry to sad just like that, in reality all Melinda wants is to be loved, but is constantly at war with her own demons and secrets that threaten to destroy her existence.
Oh crap Melinda is gonna kill us now isn't she?
by El Phantomis August 4, 2020
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Melina

A very pretty and sexy girl, but she doesn’t know it. She is short and has very big boobs and a medium sized ass. She usually lose her virginity at age 13-15. The boys loves her. She is a good dancer and singer. She has a lot of energy. She loves older and taller guys.
Guy: damn, who is that?
Other guy: dude that’s melina, isn’t she a hot
Guy: she’s super hot dude
by Hfhejehhdhf October 9, 2018
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muling

To stop individuals from successfully making a loaner in the game of Euchre.
*In a game of Euchre*

- Person A: Ok, I'm going alone on Diamonds.

- Person B: Ok, I'll lead with an Ace of Spades.

- Person A: Damn, that was my only weakness!

- Person B: Haha, I just muling'd you.
by ASL September 21, 2005
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