Come to Jesus meeting

"Come To Jesus Meeting" "A time when a polite ultimatum is given, generally followed by a less polite ultimatum, then a threat or final option. This is a Texas (or southerner) definition. Usually followed by a parental spanking if issues to a child or an ass kicking if mentioned by a Texan. Other uses include interventions and family/business meetings.

Sir, this is your only option and if you do not want to do this, then you can come down here and we will have a "come to Jesus meeting".

by InkedMayhem November 30, 2016

bad meets evil

A Detroit Hip Hop duo. It was the best hip hop duo in the history of hip hop. The members were Eminem and Royce Da 5'9. They were both lyrical murderers. Unfortunately the duo split apart and had beef.

Hey, put some bad meets evil on my ipod.

by Eminem + Royce Da 5'9 = Great July 26, 2009

make ends meet

Also "make both ands meet". To earn just enough money to be able to buy the things you need.

Many families struggle to make ends meet these days.

by Wildflower87 March 8, 2009

joint subcommittee meeting

Something you say to alert others that you are about to go smoke a J.

Hey boys, It's time for another joint subcommittee meeting

by spanky July 16, 2003

going to meet the mule

getting ready for/leaving to go to work; bitching about having to go to your job

I'm going to meet the mule. Gonna follow that mule all day long, staring at its butt

by gravyloaf October 23, 2007

boy meets world

one of the best shows that has been made

i was watching boy meets world when corey couldnt get back with topanga, i started to cry

by fizzy January 26, 2004

Where the seams meet

Vagina reference.

I finger blasted her where the seams meet.

by Alexander Skinbound August 11, 2016