When your NYC MTA Subway Metro card is no longer valid and you have to add more $. From the Italian, 'morte'-dead. Rhymes w/ common Italian phrase 'mezzo morte'-half dead.
by David L. Snyder October 16, 2007
Get the metro morte mug.Latin for "death by cunnilingus." When a girl finds her perfect lover, she is given cunnilingus by him until she passes out, which may possibly lead to death. This perfect lover is, of course, a mythical creature (like the unicorn).
"I just met my perfect lover."
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"
by Cordolce April 19, 2013
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Odd Morten is the pseudonym for a bearded, burger eating slob. An "Odd Morten" is often seen driving a green peugeot, or a black Quasqai. He will eat you on sight. Dont come near him
by Sondreeid November 19, 2013
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y - Have you heard of Legion of Mortem Metallum? I guess not since you are asking.
y - Have you heard of Legion of Mortem Metallum? I guess not since you are asking.
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by Mort Hunter June 7, 2011
Get the mort mug.1. (noun) A degenerate; one who is unproductive, lazy
2. (noun) An individual with a lack of intelligence.
3. (adj) defeated, lifeless, usually as a result of dire circumstances.
2. (noun) An individual with a lack of intelligence.
3. (adj) defeated, lifeless, usually as a result of dire circumstances.
1. Did you get your OSSD yet, or are you still a mort?
2. That mort can't even spell his name.
3. (a) That guy sniffed lines until he was all mort.
(b) He lives all mort by himself, in a shithole apartment.
2. That mort can't even spell his name.
3. (a) That guy sniffed lines until he was all mort.
(b) He lives all mort by himself, in a shithole apartment.
by Rich6 July 16, 2008
Get the mort mug.The epic combination of a McDouble, McChicken, Small Fry, and an Apple Pie.
How to prepare a McOrgasm:
1. Split the McDouble patties
2. Place the McChicken between beef patties
3. Place the Small Fry on top of the 2nd patty
4. Complete the sandwhich with an apple pie
5. Top bun
and there you go...the one true way to make a McOrgasm.
How to prepare a McOrgasm:
1. Split the McDouble patties
2. Place the McChicken between beef patties
3. Place the Small Fry on top of the 2nd patty
4. Complete the sandwhich with an apple pie
5. Top bun
and there you go...the one true way to make a McOrgasm.
-"What the hell!? did you just put an apple pie on your sandwhich?"
-"Why yes i did. it's called a McOrgasm!"
-"Why yes i did. it's called a McOrgasm!"
by Ronald McHorny August 19, 2010
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