A cock-loving anorexic fuck who only drinks prune juice. He developed a meth problem and age 10 and lives inside of a piss trough. Many Homo sapiens named Maximus like to have large black men pounce on them and feed them owl shit.
by Mr. Mime2006 December 3, 2018
Get the Maximus mug.When your about to blow your load from getting a girl in the ass, repeatedly bigin donkey punching her until her ass can't get any tighter and it is nearly impossible to get your dick to pull out.
Fred: Dude, I lost my dick last night in her ass!
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
by the mexi and whitie November 30, 2006
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by out4zero October 30, 2003
Get the maximus mug.a girl who has a bootydo (her belly sticks out further than her bootydo), she usually has skinny arms and legs, and a crack head frog face. and loves to fuck around, literally.
by luiiiiiiiiii October 17, 2010
Get the mariuska mug.Maxis is a sweet little potato. She is kind, weird, shows that she cares about others. She is a good advice giver. She is a mini Cupid. She is cute. She is Beautiful, Gorgeous, And Jaw-dropping. Maxi is also short for Maxis.
by Peace\mattey May 31, 2019
Get the Maxis mug.This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.
The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
by mTracy July 24, 2007
Get the douchus maximus mug.1) A condition in which one who's gunt is so big that in fact, it may be the biggest and/or ugliest gunt that the observer of the gunt owner has seen in his or her lifetime.
2) In a Gunt Crew, the one who's Gunt is the largest of the whole crew.
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2) In a Gunt Crew, the one who's Gunt is the largest of the whole crew.
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"Gunt Crew"
In a conversation between 2 people:
Person A: Whoa! Who invited the Gunt Crew over there?
Person B: Yeah, check out Guntimus Maximus on the right. Gross. Lets go gunt punt them all and tell them to leave our party.
Person A: Whoa! Who invited the Gunt Crew over there?
Person B: Yeah, check out Guntimus Maximus on the right. Gross. Lets go gunt punt them all and tell them to leave our party.
by Jazo116 June 14, 2009
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