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maximo coolio

Used when something is extremely cool
"Woah man! That is maximo coolio!"
by Scott J Martin September 24, 2006
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Maximus Pancakus

The feeling of one's whole life being nothing but a very large flop, but at the same time stating this fact publicly.

Can also be a very large pancake.
"Everything i have done so far is A, Maximus Pancakus.

"Wow, what a Maximus Pancakus"
by maximus pancakus January 7, 2012
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Maximus Pussinator

Is a very very Gay person who used to think he was a women and played with girl toys
I used to grow up with Maximus Pussinator
by ILikeToSuckNads August 4, 2018
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Maxim

An utterly worthless "men's magazine" (men being 15 year olds) that's about half advertisements, the other half consisting of articles encouraging you to buy certain hot, new products (read: more advertisements). Though often purchased for its promise of titillating female celebrity photos, the American version fails completely at this task as it is afraid to show its models in anything less than conservative lingerie.
After getting to the eighth page of my new issue of Maxim without seeing anything other than ads, I decided to close the idiotic periodical before I lost any more brain cells.
by willtopower July 7, 2008
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Maxim Gun

The first recoil-rechambering machinegun, which saw use by the British in their bloody quest to exploit and control Africa in ye olden times. It was fed by a magazine on top (using gravity to load the next round in after each shot). Notorious for its barrel, which was enclosed in a large metal tube filled with water to keep it cool.

Rarely, but sometimes used as a instigation towards blacks, due to the devastation it caused against the native Africans in the English's Africa campaigns.

Just as pistols are sometimes nowadays refered to as 'Gats' (from the Gatling Gun - another classic machinegun), modern automatic weapons are are sometimes refered to as 'Maxims.' A Maxim cannot mean a pistol, shotgun etc., and is strictly used for machine guns.
"The damn Maxim Gun's jammed again!"
"Bullocks! Bloody things cna never get more than four rounds out before locking up!"

"Get the fuck away from me; I'm packin' a maxim." (Reffering to a submachinegun.)
by BiscuitBucket September 5, 2008
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Maxime Perron Caissy

A famous québecois who popularised the green lake also know as the 'lac-vert' in french located in deschambault, qc, ca
by Pierre Motrivile July 27, 2006
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Maximillion Troll

The top troll in the UK... nay, solar system.
by Manor37 March 7, 2009
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