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Jebem ti mater

Me: Jebem ti mater!
Lazar: Jedi govna!
by Jebem October 19, 2020
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Fact of the Matter

Phrase used by morons to transition from one confusing sentence clause to another. Often used when said moron has absolutely no clue what he or she is speaking about and is engaged in an argumentative conversion. When properly used, the moron--through his own stupidity--renders his conversing opponent speechless and effectively ends the conversation. Consequentially, the moron now believes he is smart and begins to use the phrase more often; making everyone who knows the moron hate him and dread talking to him.
reasonably intelligent person: "The consensus among dietitians is that you should eat solid food and that a diet consisting of mere protein shakes is a crash diet that cannot be sustained for long-term, healthy weight loss."

moron: "Well, I am no scientist and I sure as hell won't be called Tom Cruise, but the fact of the matter is I've lost ten pounds in two weeks on my shake diet and its totally kick ass. Do you even realize that I put ice in the shake and its a solid?"

reasonable intelligent person: "You are a moron"
by how to talk to idiots March 5, 2011
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the masters school

The Masters School, established in 1877, is a liberal arts school located in Dobbs Ferry, NY. It is for grades 5-12, or anyone who is gay, smokes, or artsy.
Hey are you from The Masters School?
Well duh, I'm a gay theater kid with red eyes... of course I'm from Masters.
by extraweirdpepperoni June 6, 2022
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tow mater

A red neck hillbilly from North Carolina who enjoys using the word "noob" as an insult.
Did Tow Mater just flip the table again?
by Pippikins January 21, 2017
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troll masters

when two james troll to the very best and there best can not be beaten
haha, you been trolled by the troll masters
by troller 1 September 27, 2013
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the masters school

the masters school is a place for gay, non athletic, liberals, and rich white kids who think theyre in a gang.

masters is a great place if you want to buy weed or hard drugs but if u loose ur wallet u might end up getting kicked out
"my friend got kicked out for bringing coke to school"
"oh they must go to the masters school"

"yo does anyone have a cart"
"no why does everyone at the masters school smoke"
by lord jeffery April 2, 2023
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Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.
The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!
by NoahSeb July 31, 2011
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