Skip to main content

Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.
Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...
by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013
mugGet the Marriage-zoned mug.

Infatuation Marriage

Infatuation Marriage = Social Media/Stars that marry before 25 years old. Example: Bieber and Bieber (formerly Baldwin).
They were an infatuation marriage.
by Wordsmithyall February 7, 2019
mugGet the Infatuation Marriage mug.

Quaker’s Marriage

While taking part in a fun nude rumpus in bed, you unknowingly get your lady into a scissor position and proceed to loudly and aggressively fart into her vagina…all the while keeping consistent eye contact. Finish with an i do. (reception party after if you are so inclined)
Woke up this morning next to the ol lady and gave her the old Quaker’s Marriage. Had her screaming Daddy’s name at the top of her lungs.
by Cigarcop October 19, 2022
mugGet the Quaker’s Marriage mug.

Marriage hopping

When you are tired of being married to the same woman but you don't want to divorce her so secretly marry multiple different women.
Bro I got sick of being married to the same woman so I started marriage hopping, you should try it sometime.
by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022
mugGet the Marriage hopping mug.

Marriage muscle

The wedding night: After a wonderful day, Winona wondered when she might get a peek at Walter’s famously huge marriage muscle...
by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 1, 2021
mugGet the Marriage muscle mug.

Schrödinger's marriage

A same-sex marriage where one of the people involved is transgender. Conservatives will simultaneously claim the marriage isn't legitimate because they oppose gay marriage while also claiming the trans person to be their agab, in which case they should see the marriage as being straight and should not have an issue with it. They will still get angry about it regardless because their opinions don't make sense.
Person A: So your homophobic and transphobic aunt is mad at you for marrying a girl even though she believes you are still a man?

Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.
by Mr.Hangover July 5, 2023
mugGet the Schrödinger's marriage mug.

Platonic Marriage

A marriage between two friends whose relationship is strictly platonic
The twitch streamers ThatBakiri and Flawxen should get their platonic marriage legalized so they can commit tax fraud.
by NOT younicorn November 25, 2021
mugGet the Platonic Marriage mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email