Perfect marriage

Matt and Dyl
Matt and Dyl are such a perfect marriage. Matt’s a real trophy boy
by Shshjshsjss September 22, 2021
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friend marriage

A friend marriage is when 2 best friends love each other very much that they decide to get married but as friends not lovers, the legally or formally recognized union of two people as besties in a personal relationship
Person one: Omg I Love you so much
Person two: Yos lets get a friend marriage bestie!
by Lunar_Gh0sT November 27, 2020
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Marriage Meal

When she makes a meal SO GOOD that you be wanting to marry her afterwards
This lobster mac and cheese is a Marriage Meal
by Shasta P. McNasty November 12, 2019
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Infatuation Marriage

Infatuation Marriage = Social Media/Stars that marry before 25 years old. Example: Bieber and Bieber (formerly Baldwin).
They were an infatuation marriage.
by Wordsmithyall February 08, 2019
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Schrödinger's marriage

A same-sex marriage where one of the people involved is transgender. Conservatives will simultaneously claim the marriage isn't legitimate because they oppose gay marriage while also claiming the trans person to be their agab, in which case they should see the marriage as being straight and should not have an issue with it. They will still get angry about it regardless because their opinions don't make sense.
Person A: So your homophobic and transphobic aunt is mad at you for marrying a girl even though she believes you are still a man?

Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.
by Mr.Hangover July 06, 2023
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Quaker’s Marriage

While taking part in a fun nude rumpus in bed, you unknowingly get your lady into a scissor position and proceed to loudly and aggressively fart into her vagina…all the while keeping consistent eye contact. Finish with an i do. (reception party after if you are so inclined)
Woke up this morning next to the ol lady and gave her the old Quaker’s Marriage. Had her screaming Daddy’s name at the top of her lungs.
by Cigarcop October 19, 2022
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medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.
Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.
by Rich H March 06, 2015
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