While taking part in a fun nude rumpus in bed, you unknowingly get your lady into a scissor position and proceed to loudly and aggressively fart into her vagina…all the while keeping consistent eye contact. Finish with an i do. (reception party after if you are so inclined)
Woke up this morning next to the ol lady and gave her the old Quaker’s Marriage. Had her screaming Daddy’s name at the top of her lungs.
by Cigarcop October 19, 2022
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Bro I got sick of being married to the same woman so I started marriage hopping, you should try it sometime.
by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022
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Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
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brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
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