malwin

The true captain, the one and only man that can lead you to victory or doom. But apart from being a captain, Malwin has many sides you might not know about... If you want him to be the Woman of your dreams? He shall be your Queen! Want him to be a pornstar? it shall be! Even choices are a matter of the past, with his arsenal of dice he will always make sure to roll that critical one for your best experience!

"Who is this captain you are talking about? " "Oh thats malwin, beware of his rolls!"
"Yeah thats malwin right there, wish he was my captain."

by The true captain October 1, 2018

malin

malin er født hore

åy malin er homo

by malin hater2 November 16, 2020

Post Marvin Depression

When you go to a friend/relatives house and they have a really cute dog, but when you leave you get sad because you don't get to see the dog anymore.

"Dude I went to Angela's and her dog is so cute. I really miss him."
"That sounds like Post Marvin Depression."

by Octofrie July 6, 2020

malvinas

Pair of islands in the South Atlantic right next to the Argentinean Coast. A war was fought over them in the 80's, Argentinean soldiers were equipped with WWII arms while British soldiers had the latest military technology of that time (Duh!, who could possibly win? I mean Harriers against Pucaras? C'mon you gotta be kiddin me!). The fact is that the Brits decided to take away something that is not theirs just because they wanted to (like they did with lots and lots of other spots all-around the world). The current name of the islands is "Falkland Islands" since they are under British control, while the real name of them is "Islas Malvinas" since Argentina is the real owner.

Anyways, i dont think none of us is really interested in the Malvinas. There's nothing there, and like the other guy said: it's freaking cold.

by Lucas Criado April 16, 2006

Malding

The concept of both, being mad and balding.

Joseph is malding.

by Just Joel September 23, 2019

Marvin

A Goldfish Who You Were Taking For A Walk, And All The Sudden This Nigger Hits Marvin, But Marvin Lives And Ends Up Dying Because Ur Retarded Ass Took a Fucking Goldfish For A FUCKING WALK.

Tell Your FUCKING Goldfish Not To Pull A Marvin

by LoGotti October 2, 2016

mislav maldini

the most beautiful creature on this planet. in the universe too, probably.

wow, he's almost as beautiful as mislav maldini!!but almost.

by neka tamo zenska ko zna September 21, 2018