An absolute cracked out meth-head who would be the type of person to rant about very weird conspiracy theories and make them sound real. Absolute wackjob
Dude did you see that guy with the Jong (bong with a jean cover over top of it).
Yeah he’s an absolute cahooney malooney
Yeah he’s an absolute cahooney malooney
by Candanmansaw December 14, 2024
Get the cahooney malooney mug.When your the first person to shit in a porta-potty and the blue liquid in the bowl splashes up and hits your anus.
Son, the porta-potty cleaner was just here. Throw some toilet paper in the water so you don't get a blue magoo.
Man, I just got a blue magoo. Fresh and clean!
Man, I just got a blue magoo. Fresh and clean!
by Rivada June 1, 2025
Get the Blue Magoo mug.Men or women who wear the shortest shorts possible in an effort to air out the gooch/ perineum and attract sexual desire.
by MBurgh June 12, 2025
Get the Hooch Magooch mug.A boomer, or a person born into wealth, who has been so well-off for so long that they are blind to the circumstances, especially circumstances due to lack of financial security, of other people.
Moneybags Magoo over here clutching her pearls over employers being told to pay higher minimum wages to their employees because her high school aged sons work for minimum wage and she still pays for everything at her own free will.
by Stiffler’s Mom January 1, 2026
Get the Moneybags Magoo mug.Crazy fucktard with little or no brain cells. Noun to describe a little crazy ass sucking bitch. First used by Roseanne Barr on the sitcom show RoseAnne
by kikikooldp December 18, 2013
Get the coo coo magoo mug.This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"
While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.
by Harry bartole May 26, 2022
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