Luke

A very lazy hobo who never gets a life til he's 18. Sucks cock and licks old pussies, very much enjoys orgies. Ejaculates into plastic cups from his shop, and uses bread sticks for pussy-like sex. Is a stripper in World of Warcraft and loves to take off his shirt in the process. Messes up your computer/laptop with his furry/tentacle porn.

"He is such a failure in life, I bet he was a Luke as a teenager!"

Guy 1: Hey I found this laptop at the lunch table.
Guy 2: Really? Lets check out what it has inside.
Guy 1: Hey the most visited site is Tentacle_hentai.net.

Guy 2: Oh it must belong to Luke.

by lolopopop July 6, 2011

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Luke is a sexy fuck who loves tits and gets a boner when he looks at nathan

Luke is a sexy faggot

by Claudia6969 May 23, 2019

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This man is a bottom to the highest degree

Luke is in fact a bottom

by Yednoises April 19, 2020

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Luke is the type of person who is just amazing to be around and didn't know you could live without. A Luke will always be there for you and won't judge you where most people do. You're lucky to even know a Luke because they tend to "lay-low", but once you meet one they're someone who's really can just chill, listen, and just have fun around. They're known for being a little stupid in the self confidence department and don't realize how much they're adored by everyone. Even if you haven't met a Luke yet, you better find one because YOU WON"T REGRET IT. Even if your Luke is a little crazy at times (DDHA) that's what makes them so great to be around. LUKE IS AN AMAZING BEING <3

Luke is the diarrhea to your poo poo

by NoodleLady December 9, 2019

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somebody who wants attention, a girlfriend, and popularity. A Luke can be white, mixed, or black. Lukes usualy sing on the bus when its loud and laughs it off when its silent. Lukes also get in fights. a lot. They try to say they have a big dick but they have a 4 inch. Theyre also very desperate and literally will ask you out a million times. they tend to show off on instagram or snapchat. they also got hoe jeans. this doesnt apply to all lukes.

Girl 1: That guy is so thirsty.
Girl 2: Omg, he's such a Luke!

by kharatekiid May 2, 2018

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