logicalize

To think logically; to use reasoning, usually in a desperate situation.

"Shit! There's a dinasaur after us!"

"Holy crap! Ok, we gotta logicalize... Dinasaurs can only see movement, right?"

"Right!"

"Ok, I've got an idea!"

"What is it?"

"You run that way, I'll stay here, completely motionless!"

by Demoteus May 17, 2006

login fatigue

The feeling of anxiety and lethargy produced after several failed attempts to login on a website. This condition afflicts millions of people on a daily basis.

I've got such login fatigue, I can't keep track of all these freaking passwords!

by soobes December 16, 2009

Amber Logic

The post drunk justification for kicking and punching balls

If you follow Amber Logic, it's a good idea to punch people in the balls when they talk shit to you.

by Dr. Spec November 1, 2009

The Loginator

Some cunt who has no idea what is going on in the world. Also a massive crack fiend.

The Loginator is STILL a massive crack fiend.

by Mar L June 14, 2011

Real Nigga Logic

The logic only real niggas posses. This holy logic , is the only true logic. If to people it doesn't make sense, then that person is fake,ugly,stupid,basic or a combination of all.

Bro my mind only operates on real nigga logic.

by WtfWhy January 4, 2015

Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics

Just too complicated for any human to understand outside of Dave Thomas (founder of Wendys), Charlie Sheen (Warlock), and Stephen Hawking (He's fucking british, what need be said)

Jeff-"These fucking Frostys here at wendys are bomb!"

Osiris-"Oh I know man, Its these Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics. I only wish i could understand."

Stephen Hawking-"You'll die before you understand Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics"

Charlie Sheen-"Dying is for fools"

by StoneKassel April 25, 2011

logical downloading

Logical Downloading (formerly known as illegal downloading or piracy)

Downloading music/videos online for free without spending 1000s of dollars on songs. It prevents the rich from getting too rich at the cost of the poor. It also brings out new artists and enables people to hear their music for FREE!!, and if they are good, someone hears them, they get signed, they get famous and hold concerts and still manage to get rich (but cant buy that second airplane that they might of bought if people actually paid for their songs, that is if anyone bought their songs in the first place)
It keeps the industry alive and lets poorer people listen to music for the same cost that the rich listen to them, keeping everyone happy.

SUPPORT LOGICAL DOWNLOADING

Yo I just logically downloaded this new guy ______'s song.. its so sick, you should logically download it..I think hes gonna be huge one day.

Man if it wasnt for logical downloading, I'd be down 10 000 bucks on songs alone. Good thing I'm logical and not a dumbass who pays for songs!

by Logical downloader May 27, 2009