leather dick

The impervious dick

Girl: "I have the clap"
Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"

by Snowflakediver June 7, 2016

Leather Cookies

Flat, dried out tods that have previously been stood on. '

Don't eat those, they're leather cookies"

by Smordwith September 3, 2021

Mexican Leather

When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.

"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".

by NAplam October 22, 2018

leather

natural animal asset, ideally placed, by Nature Itself, on the actual animal, in perpetuity.

something you no longer need in the modern world, with all these breathtaking technological advancements and successfully applied research in the field of better-for-you, more ethical, more sustainable materials.

opportunity to evolve beyond being a selfish traditionalist.

person A: no! my favourite brands are still producing leather goods inscribed with Gucci/D&G/LV/...
person B: no! there is nothing more luxurious than a leather couch or car seat.
person C: no! that black leather jacket makes me feel trendy/cool/younger than i actually am, the feeling needs to be real.

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022

Leather shoe

Take a shit on your foot smear it and wrap it in duct tape. Let marinate for three days. There you go you, you have a leather shoe

When my ex broke up with me, she left me a leather shoe.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Dick Leather

A toughened skin on the penis made so with repeated use of abrasives.

Ya'll don't toughen up your dick leather.

by McDollar August 19, 2021

Leather Berry

An old, sun crisped biker lady most likely resembling a saddle bag.

Use some extra lube before you scrape your fingers in that leather berry.

by SuomiMike32 February 7, 2025