Lasagna

The shit Garfield eats

Garfield: “John, get me my fucking lasagna before I eat Odie instead.”

by Leonk11 February 9, 2025

Lasagna

The sound that a turkey makes.

Dude did you hear about that turkey's Lasagna?

by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024

enemy lasagna

Woooooord disassociation

Enemy lasagna

Robust below wax
Semiautomatic aqua
Accompany slacks

by Commander Cat July 19, 2024

toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.

After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.

by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025

Lasagna Effect

Tastes better the next day
Food
Sex
Drank

Bro she had that Lasagna Effect in the mornin'

by MEOWZONES April 13, 2023

Lasagna Spiral

A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration

I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.

by McCrispies20 May 4, 2023

Pink lasagna

lasagna is pink

fellow mortal: "call me lasagna"
salt: "fellow mortal stop youre going to break her"
salt II: "have a nice extraction, Pink lasagna"

by SAY WHAAAT??? August 26, 2023