Kool

A word that means cool but better. A genius must have thought of this

Wow I can't believe your so kool

by Smart Man *for real* March 11, 2019

Kool Chevrolet

A car dealership where they only thing worse than their deals, are their salesmen. All of them are some noodlehead lookin asses who try and sell you Amish buggies. All the cars's carpets match the drapes, just like the dealers. I got worked over by their deals, so badly, that I thought I was at ram ranch. If you're looking for a car, the main dealership is located in Centreville, MI. The only thing I've heard to come out of that town, are perverted math teachers.

At Kool Chevrolet, one of the salesmen tried to touch my ween.

by Madi_loves_fire_crotch March 31, 2019

kool kid

definitely not owen

owen is not a kool kid

by yoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoyoyoyoooooooo May 1, 2019

Kool

Alternative way to spell “cool” for older people (often older dudes on Grindr) or others that want to sound “cool” but are definitely not.

(On Grindr)
Zach: so how old are you actually?
Older/uncool guy named Walther: I’m 38.
Zach: No offense but dude you look 50.
Walther: I’m 52. Is that Kool?
Zach: No. I don’t do liars.

by regina weiners May 8, 2019

Kool-Aid smile

A long, deep, curving cut across the lower half of the face made by a razor or knife as a calling card by a rival gang or serial killer.

All the victims were found slumped over in their chairs, all blood having been drained through the killer's mark of a Kool-Aid smile.

by FreddyButt June 6, 2019

Hey Kool-Aid

When your drunk husband is peeing and falls backwards and breaks the shower door.

“Why is the shower door broken?”

“I pulled a Hey Kool-Aid.”

by Pretzal July 14, 2019

Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*

by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019